I'm moving in 3 days. Yup. Three..... wow..... wish I wouldn't have procrastinated so badly *as she sits adding yet another post to her blog rather than actually packing* I'm going to keep it short and sweet- here's little nugget of a Jen-ism {feel free to poach it, I'm too lazy to sue you} that was inspired by my bestie's ritual of getting just a teeeeensy bit sloshed on red in times of stress. He though it was pretty funny. Truthfully, so do I......
Merlot + Loaded = "Merloaded"
As in, "Reeling from the anxiety of having to pack the contents of her entire house in only 3 days, a merloaded Jenevieve was found in her shoe closet--clutching Choos... in the fetal position"
hmm so along those lines, cabernet + blasted = cablasted!
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yes I think this works :)
one of my guy friends also introduced me to the term Bacardiologist. Which I think is pretty darn funny!
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