Things I Suck At

1. pretending that the screaming child within earshot doesn't make my ovaries seize up.

2. applying faux lashes {i KNOW, right?!}

3. convincing myself that goat cheese is delicious.

4. self tanner

5. keeping atop this blog....... ooooo.....truth {ouch}

OK, so I suck. Now that we've gotten THAT out of the way, take heart darling lovelies!! My lack of devotion to this blog isn't quite as non-existent as it appears. Yes, I've been busy and No, I have not been adding content.... but I'm actually in the process of learning how to build us a sparkly new website *shockhorror* Should be interesting, these things always are ;)

Isn't {s}he lovely..

Some people are just empirically good looking. Andrej Pejic is one such person. Man, Woman or mythical beast.... however you choose to define him, there is no denying his flawlessness. Kudos for doing this artsy lil number as well♥

Dressed to Frill

Hello, kittens.
So...I have been a naughty blogger. If my blog & I were a boy you would have totally cheated on us by now {despite the fact that we are smoking hot and hysterically funny} because we have just not been showing you the attention that you & your sexy little self deserve *boo* Shame on us. We shall have to try harder....... please accept my apologies for being so epically lame and since I can't send you the requisite man-i-really-screwed-up flowers, allow me to offer up some fashion yumminess in the form of ShOna JOy's latest collection.









I swear, it's like a biker jacket humped a doily...... and by that I mean.......LOVING it!

{and don't judge me, but I'm already buying up all the lace socks I can find, because I WILL be rocking heels and socks this spring}